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cuntbuckle
19 January 2020 @ 10:35 am
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...most posts are friends only..


...BE WARNED...


...i like being a sarcastic dork...it makes life fun...


...please refer to above...

 
 
cuntbuckle
Reply to this post, and I will tell you my favorite icon of yours.
Then post this to your own journal using your own favorite icon.
 
 
 
cuntbuckle
26 November 2006 @ 04:58 pm
no matter where you are
no matter how close or far
i will make you throw your hands near

i will make you turn my way
and staring at you for years
means too many chances
have passed me already
oh darling, let me come call on you
when you're not here
you won't forget what you are to me

and i won't change your mind
no, i will make you certain
no surer will you have been of anything

i will make you turn my way
and do it all on purpose
too many chances have passed me lately

darling, let me come call on you
when you're not here
you won't forget what you are to me
and we'll spend the week
not sparing a wink
 
 
cuntbuckle
14 January 2006 @ 12:20 pm
thanks to kittenonthekeys...

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 
 
 
cuntbuckle
01 January 2006 @ 10:57 am
wishing you all a happy new year...

not sure where i heard this but its my wish for you all:

"may the best days of your past now only be the worst of what is to come"...
 
 
 
cuntbuckle
18 November 2005 @ 01:18 pm
are there so many smurfs and only smurfette???

and how can there be a baby smurf that is not hers???
 
 
 
cuntbuckle
13 November 2005 @ 01:06 pm
i ama major procrastinator...i told someone that i was gonna sign up here a long time ago...but of course i didnt...is it really better late than never??? we shall see...but i am here now and i dont have a specific reason to be here other than to meet some random funny people that are fun to talk to and can help me fond out new thiings abotu life, music and what-not...

and if they happen to think that "the geek" from the breakfast club could be their hero, then for sure i want to meet you...

thats all i have to say for now...but im sure that ill have more random shit to say later...but iim to hungry for that now...so its off to the sushi bar i go...and since i do live near "the bully" i may get to say "HI-HO!!!"(yeah im a dork)...